How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A wooly jumper
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
Why did the dog chase the skeleton?
Because he likes bones.
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What did the big phone say to the little phone?
Your too young to be engaged.
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