Funny Friday

For the last couple of weeks the students have been sharing jokes they remember with the class.
We have decided to share these with you.

Do any of these make you LOL?

What is brown and sticky all over?
A stick

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Na na
Na na who?
Na na your business.

Why is a basketball player like a baby?
Because they both dribble

What is kind and you don't have to pay for?
A friend

What did the pot say to the pan?
Your hot.

Why can't a car play soccer?
It only has one boot.

What do you call a bull that is mean?
A bully.

Where do the All Blacks sit when they are hot?
Next to their fans.

What do you call a bull sleeping?

A bulldozer.